September 2011
1 post
June 2011
6 posts
“Dude. It’s a flash drive. Not a condom.”
Tweet Revisions
Huh. Bitcoin trading site was hacked. This is a perfect example of why gov’t regulation of markets is good.
Stopped from tweeting something because of the idiots who think they understand economics and government who’d argue with me
Just stopped from tweeting something about not tweeting something in order to avoid the backlash that would have occurred.
Sy: "His name is Tod"
Truck: "Is he a re-tod?"
“If I could suck my own dick, I probably wouldn’t come to work.”
– Sy
“If you’ve only checked in at Embassy Suites and Planned Parenthood on...”
– Frik
iPad for Nintendo
FRAK: "Dude - iPad for NINTENDO!"
FRIK: "I want you to think about the words that just came out of your mouth and how incredibly stupid that sounds."
October 2010
2 posts
“Dude. It’s community college. Everyone is fucking retarded.”
– Frak
“Well, why do you hate the gays?”
– Frak
July 2010
2 posts
“Frak: Are you spelling “Kardashians” right?
Frik: …I...”
“We can just stuff paper in our pant asses and be the Kardashians!”
– Frak
May 2010
2 posts
“I’m reading this blog and laughing my ass off. I posted everything here. I...”
– Frik
“It’s amazing what fake boobs do to contribute to the number of bikini...”
– Frik
“Fag. Noun. One who puts a mazaratti logo on their Toyota.”
April 2010
4 posts
“Dude. The fucking blonde whose infomercial has Billy Mays screaming...”
– Frak
“Fuck this, let’s start chatrouletting at work.”
– Frak
“So do you ever sneakily order a “fap”-accinno?”
– Kay
March 2010
5 posts
Frik: I wonder what the name of the goose who thought up to fly in a "V" shape was.
Frak: "Mother."
Frak: You know what?
Frik: What?
Frak: I think candy companies know which flavor of a certain candy is best, and they give you the least amount of that so you'll buy more.
Frik: Yep.
Frak: Yeah. Fuck that.
Frik: Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Frak: You're not going to do it.
Frik: Watch me.
Frak: I don't want to watch you.
Frik: You got a quote last night, you don't get another one.
Frak: Fuck you, I get quotes all the time!
Frik: You mean you get dicks all the time.
Frak: I get dicks way more than "all the time."
“That’s why you don’t fuck with mexicans. Or their money. Or their...”
– Frak
February 2010
17 posts
Frak: Dude I felt like I was at Seaworld in class today.
Frik: Whys that?
Frak: More whale-tail than my eyes could handle.
“She’s like her own best fucking friend. Giggity.”
– Frik
“You know you have a good job when there’s more beer than water in your...”
– Frak
Frak: Can we get robes and drink red wine and watch happy days in italian?
J: I'm down.
(J and Frak whispering in background, walk in to room)
Frik: What the hell are you two doing?
Frak: Showing J my secret message on the whiteboard.
Frik: I didn't know you named your dick "secret message on the whiteboard."
“Everywhere I go I see black men chasing white women.”
frik: the itunes music store opened almost 7 years ago. fucking kesha has the #10 most downloaded track EVER after only 6 months of being released.
frak: fucking tic-tac? seriously?
frik: seriously.
frak: when you come home tonight, make sure to cut me down. i'll be hanging in my closet.
Frak: the girls are back from peeing.
Frik: maybe they were all crossing streams.
Frak: do you have any idea how dififcult that would be?
Frik: I sent you an email.
Frak: I touch myself at night TOOOOOO!!!!!
Frik: I'm so sore. I feel like one of those hentai chicks who get fucked in the ass and the dick comes out her mouth, but it's more like batman did it and his dick is shaped like a batarang.
Frak: Sounds like a hell of a night, can I join next time?
“i usually wear an xl in american apparel shirts. stupid tight hipster bitches.”
– Frik
Frak: I'm going to keep saying asshole things so that we can put them on that tumblr.
Frik: You can just talk, you don't need to TRY saying asshole thing.
“I’m feeling especially racist today.”
– Frak
Frik: Do you know how much time I spend on the internet each week? Like one hun..
Frak: No one likes you.
Frik: ...dred hours....
“Fucking furries are people too.”
– Frak
Frak: I just farted something fierce in class. I feel bad for people.
Frik: They deserve it.
“The Master Race Board”
– on the whiteboard…