The new Mexican sports car, and the team’s comments:
S: “Does it pull weeds as it goes?”
R: “There must be a lawnmower underneath”
K: “I wonder if next to the ‘start’ button there’s a ‘run from homeland security’ button”
C: ”I was going to ask if you could just pick one up for the day at the Circle K”
“Dude. It’s a flash drive. Not a condom.”
Huh. Bitcoin trading site was hacked. This is a perfect example of why gov’t regulation of markets is good.
Stopped from tweeting something because of the idiots who think they understand economics and government who’d argue with me
Just stopped from tweeting something about not tweeting something in order to avoid the backlash that would have occurred.
“If I could suck my own dick, I probably wouldn’t come to work.” — Sy
“If you’ve only checked in at Embassy Suites and Planned Parenthood on foursquare and your profile picture is you in a skimpy nurse outfit, you’re probably a hooker.” — Frik
“Dude. It’s community college. Everyone is fucking retarded.” — Frak
“Well, why do you hate the gays?” — Frak
“Frak: Are you spelling “Kardashians” right?
Frik: …I don’t care.”